sloptells / “a few things/considerations”

active · lexical · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: cooking, parenting

The enumerate-everything opener: “A few things to keep in mind…”. Precedes the bullet pileup. 3× the human rate.

Common in human writing too — low weight.

◑ appears in good human writing too (collateral score 0.34 — the closer to 1, the more it also fires on acclaimed pre-AI prose)

examples

…That said, there are some practical guidelines: A few days to a week at room temperature…

evidence

occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-07 (run #2: 3 current + 3 vintage models, 3 matched registers, 1,392 samples)

current AIvintage AI (2024/25)humans (matched)canon (great pre-AI prose)
pooled12.966.866.914.40
hn8.228.10
cooking23.218.10
parenting13.454.45
linkedin3.26

detector

literal: a few

sources

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