sloptells / bold everywhere

active · formatting · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: hn, cooking, parenting

**Bolding** key phrases in contexts where no human would: forum answers, comments, casual replies. Humans in our matched corpora essentially never bold; models do it constantly (90×+ in advice registers).

model specificity: cross-model; declining but still extreme

examples

**Salt, correctly timed** — Salting early and adequately…

evidence

occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-07 (run #2: 3 current + 3 vintage models, 3 matched registers, 1,392 samples)

current AIvintage AI (2024/25)humans (matched)canon (great pre-AI prose)
pooled30.6757.140.000.00
hn1.640.00
cooking61.150.00
parenting33.200.00
linkedin66.29

detector

regex: \*\*[^*\n]{2,80}\*\*

sources

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