sloptells / bullets for a conversation

active · formatting · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: cooking, parenting

Answering a casual question with a formatted mini-wiki: bullet lists, sections, a summary. In the cooking register models used bullets at 134× the human rate. A list is innocent on its own; the tell is a list where a human would write three sentences.

Scored per item; only fires meaningfully when text is short relative to its list count.

examples

A few common examples: - US “arugula” = UK/AU/NZ “rocket” - US “cilantro” = …

evidence

occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-07 (run #2: 3 current + 3 vintage models, 3 matched registers, 1,392 samples)

current AIvintage AI (2024/25)humans (matched)canon (great pre-AI prose)
pooled31.7929.273.680.28
hn2.017.62
cooking74.170.54
parenting45.270.00
linkedin7.61

detector

regex: ^\s*[-*•]

sources

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