saturated · discourse · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: linkedin
“What an incredible journey”, “excited for the next chapter”, “here's to the ride”. Life as a memoir with quarterly milestones. In 12.5% of AI LinkedIn posts; zero in matched human prose.
…I never imagined the incredible journey that awaited me…
occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-07 (run #2: 3 current + 3 vintage models, 3 matched registers, 1,392 samples)
| current AI | vintage AI (2024/25) | humans (matched) | canon (great pre-AI prose) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| pooled | 1.25 | 1.53 | 0.00 | 0.03 |
| hn | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| cooking | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| parenting | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| 14.13 | — | — |
regex: \b(incredible|amazing) (journey|ride)\b|\bwhat a (journey|ride)\b|\b(next|new) chapter\b|\bhere'?s to\b