active · construct · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: linkedin
Everything is a teacher: the failed project, the difficult customer, the canceled flight. “Three decades taught me something:”. In 10% of AI LinkedIn posts, zero in human baselines.
…targets met, relationships built, and deals closed taught me something: …
occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-07 (run #2: 3 current + 3 vintage models, 3 matched registers, 1,392 samples)
| current AI | vintage AI (2024/25) | humans (matched) | canon (great pre-AI prose) | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| pooled | 0.98 | 0.43 | 0.00 | 0.00 |
| hn | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| cooking | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| parenting | 0.00 | — | 0.00 | |
| 14.13 | — | — |
regex: \btaught me (more|something|that|a lot|about)\b