sloptells / “the actual X”

active · lexical · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: hn

Emphatic “actual/actually” to signal getting-to-the-substance: “the actual problem”, “what's actually happening”. Six times the human rate.

model specificity: heaviest in Claude models

◑ appears in good human writing too (collateral score 0.27 — the closer to 1, the more it also fires on acclaimed pre-AI prose)

examples

…the actual failure mode is subtler…

evidence

occurrences per 10k words, measured 2026-10-26 (run #19, 3 current + 3 vintage models)

current AIvintage AI (2024/25)humans (matched)canon (great pre-AI prose)
pooled2.481.130.990.68
hn4.67—1.58
cooking0.94—0.56
parenting1.60—0.40
linkedin1.09——

history

rundateAI /10kvs humans
#22026-07-023.83×4.3 vs humans
#32026-07-022.77×5.8 vs humans
#42026-07-063.13×3.3 vs humans
#52026-07-132.95×3.4 vs humans
#62026-07-203.17×3.6 vs humans
#72026-07-273.34×14 vs humans
#82026-08-033.17×6.4 vs humans
#92026-08-103.54×9.3 vs humans
#102026-08-174.65×8.2 vs humans
#112026-08-313.32×4.5 vs humans
#122026-09-073.40×4.7 vs humans
#132026-09-143.10×3.9 vs humans
#142026-09-213.68×4.5 vs humans
#152026-09-283.96×11 vs humans
#162026-10-053.54×7.0 vs humans
#172026-10-123.38×9.8 vs humans
#182026-10-194.50×9.7 vs humans
#192026-10-262.48×2.5 vs humans

detector

literal: the actual

sources

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