sloptells / suspiciously clean punctuation

active · formatting · first recorded 2026-07-02 · registers: hn, cooking, parenting

An inverse tell: the *absence* of messy human punctuation. Current models use exclamation marks at ~2% of the human rate, ellipses at ~10%, question marks at half. Nothing dangles, nothing trails off. Too clean to be human.

Listed but not yet auto-scored (requires enough text to measure absence).

model specificity: cross-model; exclamation suppression overshot below human levels after the sycophancy corrections

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